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[breakaleginhalf]

Hey, it's Gil. Either I haven't got my phone on me, OR I'm actively ignoring you. Text me if it's important, try harder if you're dying. TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | ACTION

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text post-Daisy shitfight

[saltwaterlungs]

congrats on your first loud messy hallway argument
youre part of the club now we have tshirts and we meet the last thursday of the month

Which is cool disaffected teenager speak for checking in on a dude who seems cool and also just actively went against two of the people she hates most aboard the ship.

Re: text post-Daisy shitfight

[breakaleginhalf]

Shockingly it took me less than two weeks to make a public mess of everything. Think it might be a new record for me.

He appreciates you checking in, babe, he reads Disillusioned Teenager as a second language.

[saltwaterlungs]

no offense dude i dont want to take away from your spotlight but legit if you think this is a public mess you have seen NOTHING yet
everyone will forget in like a day
and definitely forget the next time one starts up

money doesnt really mean anything but if i had any id bet on erin being involved again though

[breakaleginhalf]

Don't bet on a guaranteed outcome, kid. If I ever go fully fucking feral Erin's probably gonna be the best one to take me down.

How you doing anyway. I know that wasn't the best wake-up call.

[saltwaterlungs]

if you need to be taken out for going batshit then i can probably do that too
i have that pact with like
at least two people

Don't look at Vile okay that was an outlier and she's badass.

you including 'all the bullshit this month' in how im doing
because otherwise genuinely im okay
but if youre including the 'for some reason i keep remembering people from the ship bothering me when i was like six' then im less okay

[breakaleginhalf]

No offence, babe, but no you can't.

I mean more like I don't want you to, because I'm not gonna ask you to decapitate me. Erin's already good for it as a general rule. She Gets Me.

Also the memory bullshit is why Daisy tried to kill me. I genuinely don't think anyone's touched mine, but I'm not sure if I'd be able to tell anyway. Pretty sure I've spent more non-linear time dead than I have linear time alive.

[saltwaterlungs]

gonna take that super personally thanks

Why does nobody want her to decapitate them these days. People used to be alright with asking teenagers to murder them.

ill let you know if i run into any of yours
mine are easy to work out if theres ghosts or fuck off big churches you can probably find me there

...

if you find one with someone falling off a bridge though do me a favour and leave it alone

[breakaleginhalf]

I'm sure with time and counselling you'll come to forgive me.

At this point I'm tempted to fall back on old habits and sleep through the rest of March rather than deal with more memory shit. See if I wake up with a roommate or something. Maybe I'll get shot in the head again, who knows.

[saltwaterlungs]

ive been holding onto grudges since kindergarten dude
your ass is on my shit list now

wait you dont have a roommate?
huh

i mean i cant complain mine is super hot but still
lucky
anyway dont sleep through shit
i checked out most of october and then all of a sudden i was fighting for my life at a shitty evil halloween party kicking the ass of my friends who got possessed by previous passengers
gotta keep your eyes open for that shit

[breakaleginhalf]

120, my room was as fresh as a baby's asshole when I got here.

I mean I depression napped through most of my time back from Literal Hell and then got thrown into a teaching job so I do get the vibe.

[saltwaterlungs]

okay never want to hear that sentence again
what sort of teacher?

[breakaleginhalf]

Student teacher.

TA I mean.

Teachers aide.

For science.

[saltwaterlungs]

mdr nerd

[breakaleginhalf]

Literally what I went to uni for, so. That's Dr Nerd to you.

Or it would be if I didn't get kidnapped.

[saltwaterlungs]

dr nerd
wish these phones did nicknames because thats what youd be now
dr nerd
you ran into césar yet?
hes

well he used to be the dad of one of my friends but that friends gone
but he also does science shit
mad science shit
like the cool stuff

[breakaleginhalf]

Not yet but I've only been here one week. So if my deaths/week tally keeps up I'll be top of the charts in no time. Everyone will wanna suck my dick about it.

[saltwaterlungs]

can guarantee nobodys gonna want to do that
most people here have died a bunch
thats the other club youll have to join
we dont have tshirts for it though

[breakaleginhalf]

Maybe we can petition the Captain to let us make custom shirts at the shitty Bahama

[saltwaterlungs]

or you could just get some markers and make them yourself
easier and less frustrating

dont think i have literally any sway with him btw

[breakaleginhalf]

Point me to the markers and I'll make you my first client. Put a bunch of ghosts and shit on it.

This isn't me being ironic either I used to work backstage local, this is not an empty threat.

[saltwaterlungs]

check bric a brac
brack?
brak?
brackc
its the closest thing we have to a convenience store
theres notebooks and playing cards and shit in there

but also fucking bet theatre nerd

[breakaleginhalf]

bric a brac yeah.

also how is me being a theatre nerd a shock, like. seriously. i thought i exuded Theatre Gay like a fine musk

[saltwaterlungs]

you dress like a jock gay
like one of those dudes who takes way too many fucking gym selfies where they're doing that face
like
hang on

;/

like that
you dont limp wrist enough to come off as a theatre gay

[breakaleginhalf]

Nah it's more like

|:*

They're like trying not to pout because it looks gay but if they were real limp wristed faggots they'd be full on duck face.

I'm also a gay anthropologist, you're welcome.

[saltwaterlungs]

oh thank god youre that kind of gay
anyway that's not it they like
smush their mouth to the side like theyre confused

also gay as hell to be an anthropologist
what are you doing studying men