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[breakaleginhalf]

Hey, it's Gil. Either I haven't got my phone on me, OR I'm actively ignoring you. Text me if it's important, try harder if you're dying. TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | ACTION

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text from $rowdy on 5/15

[mandelbrotz]

i know you probably don't want to talk to me but i wanted to tell you that i was going to go break the wand. or use my new nature powers on it

but then i thought 'WWGD'

so here. i probably would have died, so thanks. that's sincere.

IMG ATTACHED

[breakaleginhalf]

Please don't WWGD, historically those decisions have been absolutely horrible.

Except that one, do that.

But can we cycle back to the fucking
New nature powers
Real quick

[mandelbrotz]

uh, i lost a memory to the gambling. i hope it wasn't a good one
but i won something where when i'm close to nature-- or whatever this shit is, my abilities get amped up

so like, i am an actual witch(akookoo) again

which is why i need to hide this fuckin wand

(trying not to text back immediately, OMG HE'S TALKING TO ME)

[breakaleginhalf]

[Look it's fine as long as she behaves, Gil's still on lowkey tenterhooks.]

Okay cool, so it's not just me who had fucky shit happen after a grand prize.

Honestly that's kind of a legitimate relief what the fuck is up with the arcade

[mandelbrotz]

(she is going to tip toe on eggshells while wearing bubble wrap)

shit, really? what happened to you?

please tell me you got powers. PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN FLY

[breakaleginhalf]

Can't fly and I don't want to, yes I got powers, not telling you what because they suck, and I actually don't know what my second prize is yet.

[mandelbrotz]

(Normally, she'd beg for him to tell her, but she tells herself: Amanda, be cool or Gil will stop replying.)

i'm sorry they suck. and i'm glad it's not flying?

have you tried yelling FLAME ON?

[breakaleginhalf]

FLAME ON is psychological, Johnny only yells that cos he's too stupid/coward to switch it on unannounced.

Also burned fur smells horrific.

[mandelbrotz]

I learn so much from you

[breakaleginhalf]

All in a days work for a TA. I've got a knack for making things stick apparently.

[mandelbrotz]

you were a teacher's aide? how old were the students?

[breakaleginhalf]

Secondary school. 13-18yos, but my usual cases were like, 14-16. Intermediate sciences.

[mandelbrotz]

that's really sweet.

("but it raises further questions on why can't you handle my immaturity" gets erased from the comment box.)

[breakaleginhalf]

[Better to not go there.]

Not really. Fourteen year olds are assholes. Like it's great until they start trying to fuck with you in a literal science lab with active gas pipes and dangerous chemicals.

[mandelbrotz]

i guess that IS the age when you find out if someone is an asshole or not, valid point

[breakaleginhalf]

So is there something you wanted, or was it just the fake jar of teeth.

[Hopefully fake, and not actually full of teeth AND wand.]

[mandelbrotz]

that was all, just wanted to show you.

If I do go crazy, you can tell one of those big ol robots to snap my neck